With a quick pat, Cath confirmed that her legs were indeed still present. Her toes began to tingle.
‘Your hands are like icicles.’ The Joker draped her fingers across his palm and started to massage them – working from her knuckles, across the pad of her thumb, along her wrist. ‘You’ll feel better when your blood is flowing again.’
Cath inspected the Joker, his messy curls, the point of his nose. He was sitting cross-legged on the grass, hunkered over her hand. His touch was shockingly intimate compared to the touches she was used to – those brief, civilized encounters during a waltz or quadrille.
‘Are you a doctor?’ she asked.
He looked up at her and smiled that disarming smile again. ‘I’m a joker, my lady, which is even better.’
‘How is that better than a doctor?’
‘Haven’t you ever heard that laughter is the best medicine?’
She shook her head. ‘If that’s so, shouldn’t you be telling me a joke?’
‘As the lady pleases. How did the joker warm up some hands?’
She shut one eye and considered, but was quick to give up. ‘I don’t know. How?’
‘By being a warm, handsome joker, indeed.’
Her laugh was unexpected, punctuated by the unladylike snort that Mary Ann often teased her about. She tore her hand away from him to cover her nose, embarrassed.
The Joker’s entire face lit up. ‘Can it be! A real-life lady with a laugh like that! I believed you were naught but mythological creatures. Please, do it again.’
‘I will not!’ she squealed, her face reddening. ‘Stop it. The joke wasn’t even funny, and now I’m all poked up.’
He schooled his face, though his eyes still danced. ‘I meant no offence. A laugh like that is richer than gold to a man of my position. I’ll make it my life’s work to hear the sound again. Every day, if it pleases you. No – twice a day, and at least once before breakfast. A royal joker must set the highest of expectations.’
Her pulse skittered. Twice a day? Once before breakfast?
A new sort of blush blossomed across her cheeks.
Noticing the look, the Joker released her hand, almost sheepish. ‘That is . . . you are the one, aren’t you?’
She stared at him, and in his eyes she saw the lemon tree that had grown in her bedroom overnight, its branches twisted around her bed’s canopy, heavy with sun-ripened fruit. ‘The one?’
‘The future Queen of Hearts?’
The giddy euphoria left her in a single, painful breath. ‘I beg your pardon?’
‘Oh, you needn’t beg.’ Doubt crept across his brow. ‘Shall I apologize? I didn’t mean to be forward. It’s just that the King intended to ask for a lady’s hand in marriage during tonight’s ball, and . . . with your gown, I suppose I’d assumed . . .’
She looked down. Her skirt was a bright red nightmare engulfing her. ‘Did he say which girl he intended to ask?’
‘No, my lady. I only know it was to be a daughter of a lord, though that hardly narrows down the list.’ He leaned back on his hands. ‘What were you running from before?’
‘Running from?’ She forced a withering smile. ‘I was only wanting some fresh air. The ballroom can get so warm on nights like this.’
His eyes pinned her to the grass, growing concerned. ‘The King hadn’t yet made his announcement when you left?’
‘I’ve heard nothing of it.’
She shivered, not quite guilty at the lie. What was happening inside the ballroom? Had the King called her up? Were they looking for her?
She glanced back towards the castle, surprised to see how far she’d run. The gardens seemed to stretch for miles and the ballroom windows glowed in the distance. She wondered about the crash she had heard and hoped Cheshire wasn’t in trouble.
The Joker rubbed the back of his neck. ‘Maybe it is you, then. Perhaps I should escort you back . . .’
‘No! No. Um.’ She laughed uncomfortably. ‘I’m sure he meant to ask someone else. His Majesty has never shown me any particular interest.’
‘I find that difficult to imagine.’
‘It’s the truth.’ She cleared her throat. ‘This might be a peculiar question, Mr . . . er, Joker . . .’
‘Jest. My name is Jest. My lady?’
‘Ah – I’m Catherine Pinkerton.’
‘It’s been a rightmost pleasure, Lady Pinkerton. What was your question?’
Cath fluffed the voluminous red fabric around her legs to give her fingers something to do while they went on feeling tingly and wanton. ‘Have you and I met before?’
‘Before tonight?’ He cupped his chin in his hand. ‘It seems unlikely.’
‘I thought so as well.’
‘Do I seem familiar?’ His dimples made an appearance again.
‘In a way. Most peculiarly, I do believe I dreamed about you.’
His eyebrows lifted. ‘About me?’
‘It is strange, isn’t it?’
‘Quite.’ The word was subtle, surprised. He looked briefly unnerved, like when he had first spotted her and her red dress amid the sea of black and white. The self-assured visage slipped, just momentarily. ‘Perhaps we know each other in the future and you’re only remembering backwards.’
She pondered this.
‘So?’ he prodded.
She blinked. ‘So what?’
‘Was it a good dream?’
‘Oh.’ Her lips puckered in thought, but then she realized he was teasing her. She scowled. ‘To be frank, I found it rather dull.’