"If you do, I'll tell."
He sighed. "All right, all right. But you can make this for me on my birthday every year, okay?"
"But you know how to make it for yourself," I said, wide-eyed, but my heart was doing a little happy dance at the thought of being with him for all of his birthdays, year after year. "When is your birthday, exactly?"
"November third. When's yours?"
"August fifteenth." Oh, dear. Not that I believe in astrology or anything, but a Scorpio and a Leo can be a pretty explosive combination. Both are stubborn and hot-tempered, though I'm out of the norm there because I'm not hot-tempered at all. I plead the Fifth on the stubbornness part, though.
"What's the frown for?" he asked, lightly rubbing between my eyebrows.
"You're a Scorpio."
"So? That's a scorpion, right?" He put his hand on my waist and pulled me close, leaning down to kiss under my right ear. "Wanna see my stinger?"
"Don't you want to know what's bad about being a Scorpio? Not that I believe in astrology."
"If you don't believe in it, why should I care what's bad about Scorpios?"
I hated when he was logical. "So you'll know what's wrong with you."
"I know what's wrong with me." He cupped my breast and nipped the side of my neck. "It's a five-four blond with an attitude, a smart mouth, and a round, bouncy ass that drives me crazy."
"My ass does not bounce," I said, instantly indignant. I worked hard to keep my butt tight. I also had to work hard to stay indignant, because of what he was doing to my neck.
"You haven't seen it from behind when you're walking."
"Well, duh."
I felt him smile against my neck. Somehow my head had tipped back and I was clinging to his shoulders, and I was forgetting how much it hurt to move. "It moves up and down like two balls bouncing. Haven't you ever turned around and noticed men wiping the drool off their chins?"
"Well, yeah, but I thought that was an evolutionary problem."
He chuckled. "Could be. Damn, I wish you weren't so bruised and sore."
"You'd be late to work." I didn't bother protesting that I wouldn't let him make love to me, because I'd proven to have truly pitiful self-control where he was concerned. I could try, but-
"Yeah, and everyone would know what I'd been doing, because I'd have a big grin on my face."
"Then it's a good thing I'm bruised and sore, because I really frown on being late to work." And if my self-control wouldn't work against him, maybe I could play this hurt-and-bruised thing for all it was worth. Yes, that's a tad manipulative, but this was war-and he was winning.
He nibbled on my neck again, just to show me what I was missing in case I needed reminding. I didn't. "What will you do today while I'm gone?"
"Sleep. Maybe do a little yoga, to stretch and loosen my muscles. Prowl through your house and snoop through everything. Then, if I have time, I may alphabetize your canned goods, rearrange your closet, and program your remote control so it turns the television to the Lifetime channel whenever it's turned on." I didn't know if that was possible, but the threat sounded good.
"Dear God." His tone was full of horror. "Get dressed. You're going to the station with me."
"You can't put it off forever. If you insist I stay here, you have to suffer the consequences."
"Now I see how this works." He lifted his head and looked down at me, narrow-eyed. "All right, do your worst. I'll get my revenge tonight."
"I'm hurt, remember?"
"If you can do all that, you're in better shape than you're letting on. Guess I'll find out tonight, won't I?" He lightly rubbed my butt. "I'll look forward to it." Oh, he was so sure of himself.
I followed him upstairs and watched him shower and shave, then sat on the bed while he dressed. Today's choice was a navy suit, white shirt, and a yellow tie with narrow navy and red stripes. He was a spiffy dresser, which I really like in a man; then when he topped the outfit off with the shoulder holster and the badge clipped to his belt, it was almost too much for my self-control. All of that authority and power turned me on, which is not very feminist of me, but what the hell. You take your turn-ons where you find them, and Wyatt was mine-no matter what he was wearing.
"I'm taking your bread pudding to the boys and girls-which will make them very happy-then I'm going to see your ex," he said as he shrugged into his jacket.
"It's a waste of time."
"Maybe, but I want to see for myself."
"Why aren't MacInnes and Forester talking to him? How do they feel about you horning in on their case?"
"I'm saving them some legwork, and besides, they know it's personal, so they're cutting me some slack."
"Were the others very resentful when you were promoted over them?"
"Of course they were. Hell, they wouldn't have been human if they weren't. I try not to tread on their toes, but at the same time, I'm their boss and they know it."
And he didn't worry if he had to tread on their toes. He didn't say it, but he didn't have to. Wyatt wouldn't take any crap from them.
I walked with him to the garage, and he kissed me good-bye at the door. "Don't throw away anything you find when you're snooping and prowling, got it?"
"Got it. Unless it's letters from an old girlfriend or something; then I might accidentally set them on fire. You know how things like that happen." He should; he was interrogating Jason for suspicion of attempted murder mainly because he'd heard the message Jason had left on my answering machine.