"Mr. jackett!" Leland Gaunt cried his customary welcome with his customary vigor, and then made another tiny check-mark on the sheet beside the cash register. "So glad you could stop by!"
Sonny advanced three steps farther into the room and then stopped, glancing warily from the glass cases to Mr. Gaunt.
"Well," he said, "I didn't come in to buy nuthin. Got to put you straight on that. Ole Harry Samuels said you ast if I'd stop by this mornin if I had a chance. Said you had a socket-wrench set that was some nice. I been lookin for one, but this ain't no store for the likes of me. I'm just makin my manners to you, sir."
"Well, I appreciate your honesty," Mr. Gaunt said, "but you don't want to speak too soon, Mr. jackett. This is one nice set of sockets-double-measure adjustable."
"Oh, ayuh?" Sonny raised his eyebrows. He knew there were such things, which made it possible to work on both foreign and domestic cars with the same socket-wrenches, but he had never actually seen such a rig. "That so?"
"Yes. I put them in the back room, Mr. Jackett, as soon as I heard you were looking. Otherwise they would have gone almost at once, and I wanted you to at least see them before I sold the set to someone else."
Sonny jackett reacted to this with instant Yankee suspicion.
"Now, why would you want to do that?"
"Because I have a classic car, and classic cars need frequent repairs. I've been told you're the best mechanic this side of Derry."
"Oh." Sonny relaxed. "Mayhap I am. What've you got for wheels?"
"A Tucker."
Sonny's eyebrows shot up and he looked at Mr. Gaunt with a new respect. "A Torpedo! Fancy that!"
"No. I have a Talisman."
"Ayuh? Never heard of a Tucker Talisman."
"There were only two built-the prototype and mine. In 1953, that was. Mr. Tucker moved to Brazil not long after, where he died." Mr.
Gaunt smiled mistily. "Preston was a sweet fellow, and a wizard when it came to auto design... but he was no businessman."
"That so?"
"Yes." The mist in Mr. Gaunt's eyes cleared. "But that's yesterday, and this is today! Turn the page, eh, Mr. jackett? Turn the page, I always say-face front, march cheerily into the future, and never look back!"
Sonny regarded Mr. Gaunt from the corners of his eyes with some unease and said nothing.
"Let me show you the socket-wrenches."
Sonny didn't agree at once. Instead, he looked doubtfully at the contents of the glass cases again. "Can't afford nothing too nice.
Got bills a mile high. Sometimes I think I ought to get right the hell out of hiness and go on the County."
"I know what you mean," Mr. Gaunt said. "It's the damned Republicans, that's what I think."
Sonny's knotted, distrustful face relaxed all at once. "You're goddamned right about that, chummy!" he exclaimed. "George Bush has damn near ruint this country... him and his goddam war! But do you think the Democrats have anyone to put up against 'im next year who can win?"
"Doubtful," Mr. Gaunt said.
"Jesse Jackson, for instance-a nagger."
He looked truculently at Mr. Gaunt, who inclined his head slightly, as if to say Yes, my friend-speak your mind. We are both men of the world who are not afraid to call a spade a spade. Sonny jackett relaxed a little more, less self-conscious about the grease on his hands now, more at home.
"I got nothing against niggers, you understand, but the idear of ajigintheWhiteHouse theWhiteHouse!-givesmetheshivers."
"Of course it does," Mr. Gaunt agreed.
"And that wop from New York-Mar-i-o Koo-whoa-mo! Do you think a guy with a name like that can beat that four-eyed dink in the White House?"
"No," Mr. Gaunt said. He held up his right hand, the long first finger placed about a quarter of an inch from his spatulate, ugly thumb. "Besides, I mistrust men with tiny heads."
Sonny gaped for a moment, then slapped his knee and gasped wheezy laughter. "Mistrust men with tiny- Say! That's pretty good, mister!
That's pretty goddam good!"
Mr. Gaunt was grinning.
They grinned at each other.
Mr. Gaunt got the set of socket-wrenches, which came in a leather case lined with black velvet-the most beautiful set of chrome-steel alloy socket-wrenches Sonny jackett had ever seen.
They grinned over the socket-wrenches, baring their teeth like monkeys that will soon fight.
And, of course, Sonny bought the set. The price was amazingly low-a hundred and seventy dollars, plus a couple of really amusing tricks to be played on Don Hemphill and the Rev. Rose. Sonny told Mr.
Gaunt it would be a pleasure-he would enjoy stinking up those psalm-singing Republican sonofawhores' lives.
They grinned over the tricks to be played on Steamboat Willie and Don Hemphill.
Sonny jackett and Leland Gaunt-just a couple of grinning men of the world.
And over the door, the little silver bell jingled.
6
Henry Beaufort, owner and operator of The Mellow Tiger, lived in a house about a quarter of a mile from his place of business.
Myra Evans parked in the Tiger's parking-lot-empty now in the hot, unseasonable morning sunshine-and walked to the house.
Considering the nature of her errand, this seemed a reasonable precaution. She needn't have worried. The Tiger didn't close until one in the a.m and Henry rarely rose much before that same hour in the p.m. All the shades, both upstairs and down, were drawn. His car, a perfectly maintained 1960 Thunderbird that was his pride and joy, stood in the driveway.
Myra was wearing a pair of jeans and one of her husband's blue work-shirts. The tail of the shirt was out and hung almost to her knees. It concealed the belt she wore beneath, and the scabbard hanging from the belt. Chuck Evans was a collector of World War II memorabilia (and, although she did not know it, he had already made a purchase of his own in this area at the town's new shop), and there was a Japanese bayonet in the scabbard. Myra had taken it half an hour ago from the wall of Chuck's basement den. It bumped solidly against her right thigh at every step.
She was very anxious to get this job done, so she could get back to the picture of Elvis. Holding the picture, she had discovered, produced a kind of story. It wasn't a real story, but in most waysall ways, actually-she considered it better than a real story. Act I was The Concert, where The King pulled her up on stage to dance with him.
Act II was The Green Room After The Show, and Act III was In the Limo- One of Elvis's Memphis guys was driving the limo, and The King didn't even bother to put up the black glass between the driver and them before doing the most outrageous and delicious things to her in the back seat as they drove to the airport.
Act IV was titled On the Plane. In this act they were in the Lisa Marie, Elvis's Convair jet... in the big double bed behind the partition at the back of the cabin, to be exact. That was the act Myra had been enjoying yesterday and this morning: cruising at thirty-two thousand feet in the Lisa Marie, cruising in bed with The King.
She wouldn't have minded staying there with him forever, but she knew that she wouldn't. They were bound for Act V: Graceland.
Once they were there, things could only get better.
But she had this little piece of business to take care of first.
She had been lying in bed this morning after her husband left, naked except for her garter-belt (The King had been very clear in his desire for Myra to leave that on), the picture clasped tightly in her hands, moaning and writhing slowly on the sheets. And then, suddenly, the double bed was gone. The whisper-drone of the Lisa Marie's engines was gone. The smell of The King's English Leather was gone.
In the place of these wonderful things was Mr. Gaunt's face... only he no longer looked as he did in his shop. The skin on his face looked blistered, seared with some fabulous secret heat. It pulsed and writhed, as if there were things beneath, struggling to get out. And when he smiled, his big square teeth had become a double row of fangs.
"It's time, Myra," Mr. Gaunt had said. "I want to be with Elvis," she whined. "I'll do it, but not right now-please, not right now."
"Yes, right now. You promised, and you're going to make good on your promise. You'll be very sorry if you don't, Myra."
She had heard a brittle cracking. She looked down and saw with horror that a 'agged crack now split the glass over The King's face.
"No!" she cried. "No, don't do that!"
"I'm not doing it," Mr. Gaunt had responded with a laugh.
"You're doing it. You're doing it by being a silly, lazy little cuntThis is America, Myra, where only whores do business in bed. In America respectable people have to get out of bed and earn the things they need, or lose them forever. I think you forgot that. Of course, I can always find somebody else to play that little trick on Mr. Beaufort, but as for your beautiful affaire de coeur with The King-" Another crack raced like a silver lightning-bolt across the glass covering the picture. And the face beneath it, she observed with mounting horror, was growing old and wrinkled and raddled as the corrupting air seeped in and went to work on it.
"No! I'll do it! I'll do it right now! I'm getting up right now, see?
Only make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!"
Myra had leaped to the floor with the speed of a woman who has discovered she is sharing her bed with a nest of scorpions.
"When you keep your promise, Myra," Mr. Gaunt said. Now he was speaking from some deep sunken hollow in her mind. "You know what to do, don't you?"