“Mmm, lovely,” I say, nodding.
“And the brushwork. It’s exquisite. We were thrilled when we came across it.”
“It’s a really wonderful picture,” I say. “Makes you want to just. . gallop off over the downs!”
What is this drivel I’m coming out with? Why can’t I just be honest and say I don’t like it?
“Do you ride?” says Tarquin, looking up at me in slight surprise.
I’ve ridden once. On my cousin’s horse. And I fell off and vowed never to do it again. But I’m not going to admit that to Mr. Horse of the Year.
“I used to,” I say, and give a modest little smile. “Not very well.”
“I’m sure you’d get back into it,” says Tarquin, gazing at me. “Have you ever hunted?”
Hunted? Little furry foxes? Is he joking?
“Hey,” says Suze, fondly propping the picture against the wall. “Shall we have a titchy before we go?”
“Absolutely!” I say, turning quickly away from Tarquin. “Good idea.”
“Oooh, yes,” says Fenella. “Have you got any champagne?”
“Should have,” says Suze, and goes into the kitchen. At that moment the phone rings and I go to answer it.
“Hello?”
“Hello, may I speak to Rebecca Bloomwood?” says a strange woman’s voice.
“Yes,” I say idly. I’m listening to Suze opening and shutting cupboard doors in the kitchen and wondering if we have actually got any champagne, apart from the dregs of the half bottle we drank for breakfast. . “Speaking.”
“Ms. Bloomwood, this is Erica Parnell from Endwich Bank,” says the voice, and I freeze.
Shit. It’s the bank. Oh God, they sent me that letter, didn’t they, and I never did anything about it.
What am I going to say? Quick, what am I going to say?
“Ms. Bloomwood?” says Erica Parnell.
OK, what I’ll say is, I’m fully aware that my overdraft is slightly larger than it should be, and I’m planning to take remedial action within the next few days. Yes, that sounds good. “Remedial action” sounds very good. OK — go.
Firmly I tell myself not to panic — these people are human — and take a big breath. And then, in one seamless, unplanned movement, my hand puts down the receiver.
I stare at the silent phone for a few seconds, not quite able to believe what I’ve just done. What did I do that for? Erica Parnell knew it was me, didn’t she? Any minute, she’ll ring back. She’s probably pressing redial now, and she’ll be really angry. .
Quickly I take the phone off the hook and hide it under a cushion. Now she can’t get me. I’m safe.
“Who was that?” says Suze, coming into the room.
“No one,” I say, and force a bright smile. I don’t want to spoil Suze’s birthday with my stupid problems. “Just a wrong. . Listen, let’s not have drinks here. Let’s go out!”
“Oh,” says Suze. “OK!”
“Much more fun,” I gabble, trying to head her away from the phone. “We can go to some really nice bar and have cocktails, and then go on to Terrazza.”
What I’ll do in future, I’m thinking, is screen all my calls. Or answer in a foreign accent. Or, even better, change the number. Go ex-directory.
“What’s going on?” says Fenella, appearing at the door.
“Nothing!” I hear myself say. “We’re going out for a titchy and then on to sups.”
Oh, I don’t believe it. I’m turning into one of them.
As we arrive at Terrazza, I’m feeling a lot calmer. Of course, Erica Parnell will have thought we were cut off by a fault on the line or something. She’ll never have thought I put the phone down on her. I mean, we’re two civilized adults, aren’t we? Adults just don’t do things like that.
And if I ever meet her, which I hope to God I never do, I’ll just keep very cool and say, “It was odd what happened, that time you phoned me, wasn’t it?” Or even better, I’ll accuse her of putting the phone down on me. (In a jokey way, of course.)
Terrazza is full, buzzing with people and cigarette smoke and chatter, and as we sit down with our huge silver menus I feel myself relax even more. I love eating out. And I reckon I deserve a real treat, after being so frugal over the last few days. It hasn’t been easy, keeping to such a tight regime, but somehow I’ve managed it. I’m keeping to it so well! On Saturday I’m going to monitor my spending pattern again, and I’m sure it’ll have gone down by at least 70 percent.
“What shall we have to drink?” says Suze. “Tarquin, you choose.”
“Oh, look!” shrieks Fenella. “There’s Eddie Lazenby! I must just say hello.” She leaps to her feet and makes for a balding guy in a blazer, ten tables away. How she spotted him in this throng, I’ve no idea.
“Suze!” cries another voice, and we all look up. A blond girl in a tiny pastel-pink suit is heading toward our table, arms stretched out for a hug. “And Tarkie!”
“Hello, Tory,” says Tarquin, getting to his feet. “How’s Mungo?”
“He’s over there!” says Tory. “You must come and say hello!”
How is it that Fenella and Tarquin spend most of their time in the middle of Perthshire, but the minute they set foot in London, they’re besieged by long-lost friends?
“Eddie says hi,” announces Fenella, returning to the table. “Tory! How are you? How’s Mungo?”