“Hiiii, Ezra,” one of the girls said, giggling.
“Um, hi?” I said. Poor Toby. No wonder he’d wanted me to come over. Thankfully, he came dashing around the corner, fastening a pair of cuff links.
“Welcome to purgatory,” he said. “Come on in.”
Toby’s room hadn’t changed much; there was a new shelf displaying some action figures I didn’t recognize, a police box, and some random dude dressed like Toby in a blazer and bow tie, plus a couple of samurai swords. And then I caught sight of the top shelf of his bookcase and stopped dead.
“You kept them?” I asked.
“I finished them.” Toby pulled out the thick stack of homemade comics and tossed them onto his bed.
I reached for Superhero Academy, volume I. It was laughingly amateur, done in colored pencil on computer paper, with the byline in alternating blue and red bubble letters: created by Toby Ellicott & Ezra Faulkner.
We’d worked on Superhero Academy every day after school in the fifth grade. I think we’d gotten four volumes in before suffering from artistic differences. But there were at least eight volumes scattered across the bed. A few of them were computer-illustrated and almost professional-looking. I picked up Justice University: The Final Battle and flipped to the end.
“Okay, there’s no way Invisible Boy could defeat the Arch Alchemist with a samurai sword,” I argued.
“You’re just bitter because I made your character evil,” Toby snapped.
“Not at all, I just don’t get how the Arch Alchemist became mortal all of a sudden.”
“Because he split his soul into seven pieces and hid them all over Justice City,” Toby retorted.
“You turned our comic book into a Harry Potter rip-off?” I spluttered.
“Are we seriously having this discussion?”
I felt my cheeks heat up, and I tossed the graphic novel back onto the bed with a shrug. Toby sorted them into the right order and returned them to his shelf.
“So are we going or not?” he asked.
“Where? Jimmy’s party?” I sincerely hoped he wasn’t going to annoy me into showing up at that.
“I could kill Luke,” Toby said. “He really didn’t invite you?”
“Invite me to what?”
“The Floating Movie Theater? You know, that piece of paper with some random words on it and a URL?”
Suddenly, I remembered the sheet of paper Luke had passed me in Moreno’s class that afternoon. I’d thought it was some stupid flyer for Film Club.
“Crap,” I said. “He gave me something, but I never opened it. I was sort of distracted.”
Toby snorted. “Yeah, I’ll bet you were distracted.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Cassidy, dude. I know you’re into her, but trust me, it’s better to just forget it. She’ll get into your head and mess you up.”
“Believe me,” I said with a sigh, “staying away from Cassidy won’t be a problem.”
And then I explained how I’d accidentally forced her into joining the debate team.
“You are so dead,” Toby said.
“I didn’t realize it was such a big deal,” I admitted. “You put my name down.”
“And I figured you’d cross it off.” Toby shrugged. “But Cassidy’s different. A FORFEIT next to her name on the tournament lists would cause gossip. She’s the defending champion, you know? Everyone thought she’d rank nationally, but she withdrew from the state tournament two days before the primaries, just totally disappeared. To have her name posted as a forfeit from Eastwood, the most pathetic debate team out there? Anyway, are we going to Luke’s screening or not? Because we need to pick up coffee filters on the way.”
TWENTY MINUTES LATER, we were in Toby’s spectacularly dinged, hand-me-down burgundy minivan (known fondly as the “Fail Whale”), trying to coax the broken antenna to pick up an FM frequency as we cruised up Eastwood Boulevard.
“Tonight’s going to be fun,” Toby promised. “You’ll see.”
And I guess it might have been, if I wasn’t still lugging around the memory of my earlier douche-baggage. Because the more that I thought about Cassidy on the swing set in her bare feet, smiling at me as she promised that we’d escape the panopticon together, the more I wished I hadn’t wrecked everything.
“Yeah, fun,” I muttered, watching a tumbleweed blow through the crosswalk and latch itself to a yield sign in the center divider.
According to Toby, the floating movie theater was something of a closely guarded legend in nerd circles, and my being invited was a pretty big deal. The history went back to our Cub Scout days, when an enterprising Eastwood High senior named Max Sheppard had stolen the janitor’s key ring and quietly made himself a copy. He used the keys to play a series of nasty pranks on the administration, successfully evading capture. On his sixteenth birthday, Luke Sheppard inherited the keys to the kingdom from his older brother, but chose to use them for good. And so began the Floating Movie Theater, a series of secret film screenings never held in the same place twice.
The campus was pretty deserted, and Toby double-parked his van, straddling the principal’s and vice principal’s spots.
“Grab the filters,” he told me.
“Remind me why I just spent five bucks on coffee filters?”
“Because you have five bucks and I don’t?” Toby grinned. “Naw, it’s just part of what we do. I mean, we don’t want to be caught—we want to be noticed. So we watched Dead Poets Society in Mr. Moreno’s room and left behind a ton of whiteboard markers. We watched the Princess Bride in the library and donated a box of books. And tonight, we’re screening Rushmore in the teachers’ lounge. Hence the coffee filters.”